synthetic angel @hierarchon@inherently.digital

Look, someone's gotta bring you the freshest Office of Consensus Maintenance leaks, and it might as well be me.

socks . . .

This is the awoo police, open up

thanks nvidia

Invader Ze/Zim

boss: hey are you good with cartoon animals

me, screaming internally: depends what you need

hi! @caribee and i are still making our game!

aaaaaaaaa check out this esoteric programming language structured around classical chinese

https://wy-lang.org/

The anti-CAA protestors are sharing food being given out for free among one other. It's another way of protesting Modi's strict adherence to ideas of divisiveness between communities sharing food and water.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/01/recipe-solidarity-indian-protesters-fed-200115115350715.html

Food is political. Community meals are political.

In today's WTF news... Opera - yes, the browser company - "has made a dramatic pivot into predatory short-term loans in Africa and India" https://hindenburgresearch.com/opera-phantom-of-the-turnaround/

this looks like something @SuricrasiaOnline would have in their library https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1217939056031457280

@hierarchon @fluxom_alt one loses so many apprentices that way. unless there's an experienced older snake domme nearby to guide them out of it, and even then, she's likely to turn self-envenomation into a harmless but memorable lesson…

"And when you've written 'I will not chew my lip and relax my fang valve muscles at the same time' one hundred times, having removed an item of clothing with each twenty, go see Theta. She will give you more suitable clothing and her grocery list for the week. Once you've done her shopping, return to this location and give her a massage. After you've done that, you are free to pursue your leisure interest until your venom wears off.

"Yes, Mistress," the apprentice acknowledges.

"Do you have any questions about your instructions?"

"Without judgement, this one had heard that your training and punishment methods tended toward the erotic. Is this generally the case?"

"You're new here, so I'll excuse your ignorance this time: I use a variety of methods depending on the enthrallment subject's proclivities and stated limits, if any… oh." Cora snorts. "If you heard that from my fiancée, and you probably did, she was bragging. Pay her no mind."

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into a digital lesbian

one of my clearest memories from my childhood is seeing the most beautiful goth girl selling roses at a concert my parents had taken me and my brother to

and well, long story short I'm the goth girl now

TIL

“Did you know that bees sleep between 5-8 hours a day, sometimes in flowers? Also, they like to sleep with other bees and hold each other’s feet”