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I want a girl who can float in midair
I want a girl who can see into X-ray
I want a girl who can travel to Neptune
with lipstick and eyeshadow that won't smudge along the way

I want a girl whose memory allocations
Are compact, and laid out all pretty on the stack
She's targeting all hostiles
She's firing all her cannons
She's putting up her shielding to repel counterattacks

I want a girl with short nails on her looong,
Long rifle

I want a girl with a heart of optic fiber
I want a girl with a gravity bomb
At Kauphilon Beta, we will be assigned together
We'll flirt over EM as she kills with aplomb

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She's got a chassis with a baryonic imploder
She's got a chassis with a dark matter smile
She's got air superiority
From horizon to horizon
She's got a girl or three she's got her artificial eyes on
I want a girl with short nails on her looooong rifle

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@hierarchon I know you weren't aiming for me, but I think you scored a solid hit still~

@hierarchon I took a fancy to singing this to cake's song "short skirt, long jacket"

@coyote that's what it's a parody of, yeah, just adjusted for my particular taste in women

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