Follow

jesus christ the riddick post is almost 14 years old

caps 

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Show thread

caps 

@hierarchon I had an enamel pin design based on this post a while back, but I never got it made. Maybe I should bring it back for the 15th anniversary next year

caps 

@wundermoth @hierarchon this was my original sketch for the design and i'm torn between A) making a much crisper, more finished version and B) just making the pin look exactly this shitty

caps 

@irisjaycomics @hierarchon I'm also torn but I think looking exactly that shitty would be extremely good

Sign in to participate in the conversation
inherently digital

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!