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anyway I once read the dilbert guy’s blog post that was supposed to hypnotize you into having an orgasm and 1. I gained a stain on my soul Fallen-London-style 2. it is transparent the exact kind of blog post he read, and the dude couldn’t duplicate the magic in one of those to save his life

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@gardevoir "and you can feel the end of your tie curling up, and up, and up,"

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@hierarchon @gardevoir dilbert's tie actually specifically lies flat when he gets turned on

why the fuck do i know that

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@hierarchon @gardevoir hey ash? I hate this post

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@hierarchon thanks. know that @gardevoir isn't the only one here with a new stain on her soul 🙃

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@vyr @gardevoir you better give me one in return, then~

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