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@hierarchon
cromch: 8/10
spicy: 6/10
internal resistance curve over time: pleasantly asymptotic
temperature rise while charging: isothermal as fuck, baby
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@hierarchon putting out a fresh bowl of alkalines and everyone's like "oh, how quaint!"
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@hierarchon Special episode about the Baghdad battery and how a real one would not actually be edible, but they figured out the closest they could get and still safely consume on camera
@hierarchon, I've honestly been waiting for an excuse to chomp a Li-Ion Bar in some context.
@hierarchon Absolute flashbacks to licking 9Vs as a kid.
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you know how Lofty Pursuits makes victorian-style hard candy using antique machines? that but in 2200 with small-batch artisinal battery manufacturers using obsolete energy storage tech