robot girl that reviews batteries based on how tasty they are


you know how Lofty Pursuits makes victorian-style hard candy using antique machines? that but in 2200 with small-batch artisinal battery manufacturers using obsolete energy storage tech

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@BestGirlGrace @hierarchon

internal resistance curve over time: pleasantly asymptotic

temperature rise while charging: isothermal as fuck, baby


@hierarchon putting out a fresh bowl of alkalines and everyone's like "oh, how quaint!"


@hierarchon Special episode about the Baghdad battery and how a real one would not actually be edible, but they figured out the closest they could get and still safely consume on camera

@hierarchon, I've honestly been waiting for an excuse to chomp a Li-Ion Bar in some context.

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