thinking about the Women/Fish Hat Alignment Chart
thinking about the time i tried to make an FFXIV hat say "WOMEN WANT ME / PRIMALS FEAR ME"
sadly, it did not go as well as i'd hoped
the problem being that the hat i was using as a base is symmetric, with a tiny emblem on front, so i had to jam all the text into the emblem, which wound up making it almost illegible
a very robotic single-user instance