oh it's a microsoft job too
"Thank you for the interest, but I'm currently engaged in a revolutionary plot to overthrow the United States government, and I think that would cause me to fail the background check."
@hierarchon my favorite story with security clearances is that when I worked at Amazon we hired a guy for the government cloud. He did the security clearance and they said they'll grant it, but he needed to stop smoking weed. He refused and they hired *another* guy who would. (They kept on the first guy, luckily.)
a very robotic single-user instance